10 telltale signs you've been on a night out

We're not talking hangovers

Woman lying on a sofa in a dressing gown

Not everybody drinks so not everyone will wake up with a hangover but there’s these other telltale signs you’ve been on a night out….

1. The ringing in your ears

Why won’t it stop?

2. The stamp that won’t wash off

You thought you were getting entry to the club, not branded for life!

3. All the change in your purse/wallet

You seem to have more coins in change than the amount of money you took out.

4. The makeup stained face

Despite our best efforts we just couldn’t get it off and now we have major panda eyes.

5. The regrets

Whether you danced like nobody was watching, got a bit too flirty, ended up falling over or had a takeaway that seemed like a good idea at the time.

6. The ruined shoes

You went out looking smart and now your shoes are horrible and sticky.

Shoes in a bin

7. The raspy voice

All the shouting at your friends has left your vocal chords suffering the next morning.

8. The headache

Whether you drink or not, the combination of flashing lights, loud music and shouting has left your head pounding.

Man with a headache

9. The mystery number

You get a bit chatty on nights out and seem to have made a friend along the way, but have no idea who the number belongs to.

10. You just look broken

You’re tired and generally feel a bit damaged and there’s no hiding it from the rest of the world. Best to shut the curtains and crawl back under the covers until you feel human again.

By the time you've started feeling good again it's time to go out again!