13 funny signs that you are single

Celebrating GALentines Day with #SignsYouAreSingle

Author: Lauren MitchellPublished 13th Feb 2019
Last updated 13th Feb 2019

Sick of hearing about love and Valentines Day? Don't worry. We'll give you a wee laugh with #SignsYoureSingle.

You don't need a partner on Valentines Day, you can have just as much fun as a singleton! 😘

Happy GALentines Day! 💗

The toilet seat always stays the way you want it

You have finished Netflix

The passenger seat in your car serves as a desk

You find things where you left them

You only shave the parts of your legs that are on show to the public

The only text you received in the last week was Dominoes Two for Tuesday

You don't have to keep asking people what they want for dinner

You can break wind. Whenever and wherever you want

You can sleep like a starfish

You don't have as many dishes to do

You've completed Tinder

You don't have to listen to somebody's bad day story

Your phone has its own side of the bed