Best (and worst) jokes on the Kool Ride to School in GIF form

Published 13th Sep 2017
Last updated 13th Sep 2017

Every morning on Bowie@Breakfast at 8.40 it's the Kool Ride to School with M&D's. Over the years we've had some hilarious, and absolutely terrible jokes.

Here are some of the best (and worst)!

Enjoy...

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?

A Woolly Jumper

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Bear. Bear who?

Bear Bum

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go!

Where do Bee’s go to the toilet?

The BeePee station

2 cows are standing in a field, how do you know which one is on holiday?

The one with the wee calf!

Why can’t a bike climb a hill?

Because it’s too tired

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

Knock Knock. Who’s there? The interrupting sheep. The interrupting sh…..

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do you call a 3 legged Donkey?

A Wonkey

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?

A Boa Constructor

Come on air and tell better jokes than these ones!

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