14 eggsellent jokes to get you in the Easter spirit

Let's get cracking...

Author: Laura ThorntonPublished 28th Mar 2024

Easter weekend is from Friday 29th March to Monday 1st April this year, so we thought we would help lift spirits by cracking some egg-sellent jokes for the occasion. (Sorry)

These jokes are egg-sactly what you need to make you smile, and that's no yolk. Are you egg-cited?

1) Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

The chicken had his eggs!

2) What's the Easter Bunny's favourite type of music?

Hip-hop!

3) What's an egg's least favourite day of the week?

Fry-day!

4) I took my neighbour's eggs because I prefer them poached!


5) What do you call an egg that's come from outer space?

An Egg-stra terrestrial!

6) How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

7) This year, I'm combining Easter and April Fool's Day by sending the kids to find Easter Eggs I haven't hidden!


8) What kind of jewellery does the Easter Bunny wear?

14 carrot gold!

9) How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Hare-obics and eggs-cercise!

10) Why should you never tell an Easter Egg a joke?

Because it might crack up!

11) What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you!

12) What do you call mischievous Easter eggs?

Practical yolkers!

13) Where do you look if you want to learn more about eggs?

A hen-cyclopedia!

14) Why does the Easter Bunny choose to paint eggs?

Because it's too hard to wallpaper them!

Happy Easter!

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