7 Things Northern Irish People Say While Waiting In A Queue
By Abby Williams
It’s no secret the people of Northern Ireland have a serious problem with prolonged silences.
We seem to take any opportunity to make idle chitchat, and our sense of community usually means we will happily start up random conversation with any person we meet on the street.
Don’t fib, how many of these have you heard (or said)?
1. “Awk, not long ‘til the weekend anyway.”
Even if it’s only Tuesday, you can bet we’ll be thinking of our Friday night pint (as if we needed an excuse). We Northern Irish folk tend to be constantly reassuring each other that the weekend is in sight, and it will be the answer to all our woes. It makes us feel like we’re all in the struggle together.
2. “Have you seen that there on the news? Isn’t that awful.”
Another form of mutual grouching usually comes in the form of bringing up current affairs. And let’s be honest, there’s always some carry-on happening in NI, so we’ve plenty to talk about.
3. “Jaysus, it’s baltic!”
It’s so cliched, yet it will never stop being talked about.
The weather is the go-to topic when waiting at bus stops, in queues, and really any other place you can possibly think of where there’s time to acknowledge your surroundings.
Northern Irish people love to comment on the dire weather as much as they love complaining as soon as the sun starts splitting the trees. It’s just the way we are.
4. “Our Kevin’s just started his new job there.”
Here in our wee country we like to personalise our conversations. We don’t hold back, even with strangers, and love to let people know what’s happening in our lives.
Don’t be surprised if you leave a NI bus stop knowing about Sheila’s impending hip operation, her cousins new baby and what she had for breakfast.
5. "These buses are like bananas, coming in bunches."
Good old Murphy's Law. It's stating the obvious of course, but that's what we're good at here in NI. You wait half an hour for a bus and then three come along in quick succession.
It's like they do it on purpose. But you can be sure we'll be commenting on said bus activity if we're standing at a stop for more than a minute.
6. “Have you a wee feg there?”
There’s always someone who hasn’t got any cigarettes, and in Northern Ireland we like to fill silences with questions. Or scrounging a feg off your kindly neighbour.
Of course, this opens the door for further banter. (See above)
7. “Awk sure, it’ll be grand.”
In NI terms, it’ll always be grand. Even if you’ve crashed your brand new Mercedes, you’re wife’s having an affair with the plumber, World War Three has been declared or the bus just doesn’t seem to be coming...sure “it’ll be grand”.