Robbie REVEALS all about Arlene!!!

She is Arlene; she lives a modest life in a village outside Edinburgh. She has two friends called Boogie and Marty and they get together every weekday morning to broadcast across Edinburgh, the Lothians and Fife. She also likes cats.

He is Robbie; he lives a very exciting life between his houses in the UK and LA. He’s holds the record for having the most Brit Awards and he’s absolutely minted. He also likes partying like a Russian.

So, why has world pop superstar Robbie Williams been writing about Forth 1’s Arlene in his latest book ‘Reveal’?

This is the moment Boogie revealed what Robbie has been writing about:

Now it’s time to turn to page 142 of ‘Reveal’ and discover what Robbie actually had to say about his encounter with Arlene:

The second interview is down the line to Boogie & Arlene in Scotland. This one begins on diets.

“All it takes is not eating anything you like ever, and even less of the stuff that you don’t like, and just being confused and depressed – that’s the truth about diets. I’ve been thin, I’ve experienced that – I’m just going to work on my personality now and eat what the hell I want.’

A few minutes later, Arlene asks him: ‘Are you partial to a few vodkas then?’

‘Well, I would be if I wasn’t sober for the last sixteen years….only been to rehab seven times, Arlene’.

He talks over her apologies with some amused advice.

‘When in a hole,’ he suggests, ‘stop digging’.

You can hear the full encounter in all it's glory here:

Boogie & Arlene made into the book a second time! Let's turn to page 494.

‘The back’s been horrendous for quite a while’, he says. ‘but last week I couldn’t sit down…….

Rob has to do a day of local radio interviews, to promote the summer concerts and the new single, ‘Mixed Singles’.

He’s currently explaining his physical problems to Boogie & Arlene from Bauer Radio in Scotland.

‘It does get to that age’, he says ‘It’s weird. Just by putting a belt on and coughing, your back could go’.

‘I wet myself when I do that now’, Arlene sympathies.

‘Yeah’, Rob acknowledges. ’Yeah. I’ve got a mother-in-law that does that’. The DJ’s start laughing. ‘And a wife that can’t go on trampolines anymore’. The DJ's are now laughing more or less uncontrollably.

‘Yeah!’ says Rob. ‘She gets on Loose Women and talks about me! Have that! Have that, Ayda! Yeah! That felt good’.

Tap play below to hear Robbie's second interview with Boogie & Arlene.

Boogie, Arlene and Marty are back tomorrow morning from 6am!

Robbie Williams 'Reveal' is available in all good book stores!