10 things everyone not going to Glastonbury is sick of hearing
It seems everyone we know is hitting Glastonbury this weekend!
It seems everyone we know is hitting Glastonbury this weekend and they won't shut up about it. Here's 10 things everyone NOT going to Glastonbury is sick of hearing...
- The bragging about the artists. The 'Oh my God can you believe who's playing' talk has been going on for months, now you have to endure the texts and calls about how great the performances are and know there'll be months more of this chat...
- The Facebook status about arriving at the event. 'I've got my wellies and my tent out of the car now off I go.' Well we're off to work, that's just as fun right? Right??
- Healing fields. Really?
- It's about more than the music. Our colleagues and friends seem to have ditched the corporate gear and turned into full on hippies for four days. Apparently not showering for nearly a week really brings out our friends spiritual side...
- See them flowers growing nicely in the ground? Yeah? Leave them. You don't become 'at one with nature' just because you're camping in a field for a few days... 6. 'Here's my Glastonbury number.' Yeah because we really want to call you and hear what a super, amazing time you're having partying and listening to great music...
- The 'Secret' gig. Everyone knows about it so the small stage is so crowded nobody can see a thing.
- Festival friends. When your friends come back and all they can talk about is their new mate Geoff, who is totes cool and laidback. So would we be if we were there!
- Complaints about how 'it's changed'. Don't like it? Don't go, or even better give us your ticket :)
- And finally, people complaining about mud. It's in a field and it rains in the UK, we struggle to see how this is unexpected? It also happens every year, so rather than taking pics of your wellies put them on and go dance in it!
Disclaimer: We are 100% not completely jealous of anyone that is going...