Down with cupid! Embrace the anti-Valentine lifestyle this February...
This whole 'Valentines' thing is getting a bit old...!
THAT'S IT!
No more extravagant, novelty sized cards; no more rose-covered beds, no more candle-lit dinners, we're calling for a Valentine's Day boycott! We've had enough.
So, we have another idea for February 14th...
Single-people-doing-fun-things-together-day!
Grab another singleton and fight the system, embrace the anti-Valentine lifestyle!
*Romantic, candlelit dinner? *NOPE. Take a trip to the local takeaway and create your very own man vs food challenge.
*Rose petal trail, leading up the stairs to a rose petal covered bed? *BIG NOPE. Try skinny dipping in the local duck pond instead.
*A4 sized card covered in hearts and glitter? *A MASSIVE, GIGANTIC NOPE. We prefer a list of 'Would you rather...' scenarios - much better!
So what do you say?
Take a little trip to Kerrang! Radio Dating and find someone with an equal loathing for all things Valentine's Day and celebrate in true Kerrang! Radio style!