Hilarious misheard song lyrics 🤣

Those can't be the words!

Author: Alex RossPublished 14th Dec 2023

Have you ever sung along to a song only to find out later that you're singing completely the wrong words? 👀 Don't worry! You're not alone. Check out our gallery of hilarious misheard song lyrics and you'll never be able to listen to these songs in the same way again.

Whether you thought Bruno Mars sang "I'm too hot, I could drag you out of retirement" instead of "I'm too hot, make a dragon wanna retire man", or Rihanna sings,"I won't chew the steak", instead of, "I want you to stay", these misheard lyrics will make you laugh.

Now take a look through some of these hilarious misheard lyrics:

Mark Ronson - 'Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars'

We hear: "I'm too hot, I could drag you out of retirement"

Mark Ronson - 'Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars'

He sings: "I'm too hot, make a dragon wanna retire man".

Rihanna - 'Stay ft. Mikky Ekko'

We hear: "I won't chew the steak"

Rihanna - 'Stay ft. Mikky Ekko'

She sings: "I want you to stay".

Leona Lewis – 'Bleeding Love'

We hear: "You call me your banana"

Leona Lewis – 'Bleeding Love'

She sings: "You cut me open and I".

Coldplay – 'Paradise'

We hear: "Pair of… Pair of… Pair of tights"

Coldplay – 'Paradise'

They sing: "Para… Para… Paradise".

Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX - 'Fancy'

We hear: "Can't you taste this scone?"

Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX - 'Fancy'

She sings: "Can't you taste this gold?"

Taylor Swift - 'Blank Space'

We hear: "Got a list of Starbucks lovers"

Taylor Swift - 'Blank Space'

She sings: "Long list of ex-lovers".

Shawn Mendes - 'Stitches'

We hear: "Chicken falling onto my knees"

Shawn Mendes - 'Stitches'

He sings: "Shaking, falling onto my knees".

Bruno Mars – 'Grenade'

We hear: "Throw my head on a plate for you"

Bruno Mars – 'Grenade'

He sings: "Throw my hand on a blade for you".

Alicia Keys – 'Empire State of Mind'

We hear: "Concrete jungle, weird dream tomato"

Alicia Keys – 'Empire State of Mind'

She sings: "Concrete jungle where dreams are made of".

Bon Jovi – 'Livin' on a Prayer'

We hear: "Doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not"

Bon Jovi – 'Livin' on a Prayer'

They sing "Doesn't make a difference if we make it or not".

Calvin Harris - 'Feels featuring Katy Perry'

We hear: "Everyone wants to catch fish"

Calvin Harris - 'Feels featuring Katy Perry'

They sing: "Don't be afraid to catch feels"

Charlie Puth - 'Attention'

We heard: "Running round runnin' round throwing that turtle on my neck"

Charlie Puth - 'Attention'

He sings: "You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwin' that dirt all on my name"

Rita Ora - 'Hot Right Now'

We hear: "I know you're only in it 'cos it's half price now."

Rita Ora - 'Hot Right Now'

She sings: "I know you're only in it 'cos it's hot right now."

Adele - 'Chasing Pavements'

We hear: "Or should I just keep chasing penguins."

Adele - 'Chasing Pavements'

She sings, "Or should I just keep chasing pavements."

Nathan Dawe, Joel Corry and Ella Henderson - '0800 Heaven'

We hear: "If heaven had a clothes line."

Nathan Dawe, Joel Corry and Ella Henderson - '0800 Heaven'

She sings: "If heaven had a phone line."

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