The Darkness comment on British Lion's tour exit and add Massive Wagons as special guests

British Lion dropped out due to "unacceptable protocols"

The Darkness
Author: Scott ColothanPublished 15th Oct 2021
Last updated 15th Oct 2021

The Darkness have commented on British Lion’s exit from their November and December 2021 tour, and they’ve confirmed Massive Wagons as their replacement.

Last night (14th October), British Lion issued a statement to fans saying they were dropping out of The Darkness' 22-date UK tour due to “completely unacceptable” protocols.

Iron Maiden legend Steve Harris and his band explained: "Due to circumstances beyond our control British Lion are really sad and disappointed to announce that we will not be able to participate in the tour with The Darkness.

British Lion

“Very recently we received their own protocols that are not Government protocols which are completely unacceptable to us. Therefore, we have no alternative but to withdraw from the tour.”

British Lion added: "We are really gutted that this has happened and although it is really short notice we will try our best to put together some shows of our own in November/December."

Commenting on British Lion’s withdrawal, The Darkness issued a short statement on Facebook under the title ‘OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW!”

The Darkness wrote: “With a deep and unalloyed sadness, we have to announce that British Lion won’t be able to accompany us on tour this year, as they don’t feel able to join in with the Covid management policies being put in place by responsible venues and promoters.”

They added: “But in much more exciting news, those dynamic young guns Massive Wagons have jumped in to save the day! They love to rock and they love to be Covid-safe, so welcome on board to you, you Massive MASSIVE WAGONS!”

Select tickets to The Darkness’ UK tour with Massive Wagons are on sale from Planet Rock Tickets now. The Darkness’ new studio album, ‘Motorheart’, is released on Friday 19th November.

The Darkness and Massive Wagons' UK tour dates:

NOVEMBER 2021

Brighton Dome – Wed 17th

Margate Winter Gardens – Fri 19th

Bournemouth O2 Academy – Sat 20th

Southend Cliffs Pavillion – Sun 21st

Norwich UEA – Tue 23rd

Cambridge Corn Exchange – Wed 24th

Reading The Hexagon – Fri 26th

Cardiff The Great Hall – Sat 27th

Exeter The Great Hall – Mon 29th

Guilford G Live – Tue 30th

DECEMBER 2021

Liverpool 2 Academy – Thu 2nd

Manchester Academy – Fri 3rd

Hull Bonus Arena – Sat 4th

Stoke-on-Trent The Victoria – Mon 6th

Bristol O2 Academy – Tue 7th

Glasgow Barrowlands – Thu 9th

Newcastle O2 Academy – Fri 10th

Leeds O2 Academy – Sat 11th

Nottingham Rock City – Mon 13th

Birmingham O2 Academy – Tue 14th

London O2 Shepherds Bush Empire – Thu 16th

London O2 Shepherds Bush Empire – Fri 17th

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