The Dave Berry Breakfast Show

Breakfast - It's As Close To Smelling Your Actual Dog As It's Gonna Get

Breakfast - Whamageddon Means Whamageddon

WHAMAGEDDON CONTROVERSY. Dave may have to survive a vote of no confidence having implemented a new Whamageddon rule thats divided a nation...

Breakfast - Elton Shmelton

Breakfast - Hoover It Bald And Then Just Take The Stick Out

'Matt Dyson's Village To Village Road Trip With The Village People', 'Pith On Your Verucas Thanks For Your Advice Emma' and 'A Letter Of Complaint To Roland Rat'. We weren't short of good podcast names after today's show.

Verbal Meconium

Last week Dave left us just a boy and he's returned a Daddy! Among those to congratulate him are Linda Lusardi and Lee MacDonald.

Breakfast - Glenn Moore, The Musical Messiah

Glenn gets too much praise for Emma's liking, some advice for Matt moving house this weekend and THE Santa Claus pops by...

Breakfast - Johnny Borrell's Detritus

Jason Manford stops by to give his advice on Whamageddon, things people have shouted at you and some top notch Johnny Borrell chat.

'I Can't Perform Without The Pips', At Least That's What Gladys Knight Used To Say

Matt cracks out the joke of his life, while 'You say Momoa, I say Momosa' and Producer Mike prove Ben is all at sea with names today.

Noel Edmonds Views On The Evolution Of Man

Matt tests Dave's desk-driving skills live on-air, giving Dave a genuine scare, and listener Nick lets it go about something so niche but something that everyone can relate to.

The Podcast With No Name

Producer Mark may have forgotten to write down the possible names for today's podcast, but what a corker of a show. Matt reminisced about traditional advent calendars, someone was targeted by a drive-by Last Christmas and Aquaman & Game of Thrones star Jason Momoa chatted to dave!

Spam Hamper... Is That a Euphemism?

Dave and the team relive an incredible night partying with the Staines NHS Ambulance Service. They also chat about the weirdist thing you've ever won and Matt's Under 10 Table Tennis career, fit with Dove, completely outshines Dave's BAFTA nomination

Are You Shaving Your Pits Malcolm?

Head and Shoulders abover the rest! Dave's beat boxing and bumping into Simon Le Bon and the team are asking the question, What used to be a 'thing'? We also hear from another Tradesperson to the Stars.

Glennyth Paltrow, The Orcale, The Hairy Situation And The Disease All Walk Into A Bar

Today's podcast title refers to nicknames for all the members of the breakfast show, listen to find out who's who. Also you gave us your best nicknames!

Who Would Like To Hear Tord Grip Playing The Accordion On A German Chat Show?

Sven Goran Eriksson's number two popped up on the Daily Smash and so Dave and the team had a 'where are they now' moment. Also, Over the weekend Dave Berry posted a video of him deleting the deleted items from his sky box and people loved it!

The Unparalleled Drama Surrounding Seaweed And Cashew Nuts

We met the Magnificent 17, who gave some brutal feedback, and Urban Cookie Collective featured heavily.

The Cul-De-Sac Chronicles

On this Black Friday the bad behaviour of the award-winning office infiltrates the show and we discovered that the plural of cul-de-sacs is culs-de-sac!

I Was Trying To Demonstrate The Dilation Of A Pupil Through The Medium Of Whistling

Today we asked you to tell us about a time where 'It wasn't my job but I did it anyway', and something terrible has happened to little Dave.

I Hope That Santa Brings You A Sturdy, Two-Foot Rubber Torch

Today we asked you to hand in your cool badge and you did not disappoint! Also, Dave was out of his depth recording another podcast, and have you ever wondered if we've drunk milk from the same cow?

Currently Sliding Into Taron Egerton's Secret Folder

Today's podcast takes its name from a chat Dave had with Hollywood star Taron Egerton. Also, Matt takes control of the daily smash, and puns don't get much better/worse depending how you look at it.

If You Want To Play Snow Patrol Russian Roulette, I Suggest You Do It In Your Own Time

A group of attention seekers, vying to be the leader of a group whilst living feral amongst the trees dominated Dave's TV over the weekend, as David Attenborough's Dynasty took centre stage. Also, Matt relives the time he enthused about avocados over the news.

I Want To Mount You Like A Horse

Listener, Steven from Stevenage gets a life-changing phone call, but just as he's bringing the team to tears, he comes out with this outrageous quote!

Our Sincerest Apologies To Sue From Accounts

Dave makes up a fictitious character called Sue, only to realise that Sue really does exist... Plus a tradesperson to a very funny star.

The Breakfast Team Vs The British Transport Police

What things have you been saying wrong your entire life? Plus, the team quiz listener Laura who works for the British Transport Police...

Emma's Gag Reflex Has Been Tickled By Jonathan In Belfast

Every Tuesday, Dave curates radio's biggest anger management class, 'LET IT GO' and this morning the millennials, Emma and Glenn fell out, defeating the point in the feature!